(Source: jamestewart)

rekkka:

loislaned:

#I WILL RIDE YOU SO HARD

#THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT

(Source: jamestewart)

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

(Source: wuggly-ump)

“They took the little ones.”

#oh no #OHno #hjnoNO #NONO #NO NO NO NO

(Source: lskywalkers)

(Source: mcavoyings)

nicolegendary:

#that time legolas was rafiki

#you follow legolas #he know de way

(Source: mcavoyings)

Sam: If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.
Frodo: Come on Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: “it’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.”

(Source: britta-perry)

salvationarmytomorrowbill:

#gard ga ga gard